Trust Me T-Shirt – I wore this to my drunk driving charge; only lost it for a year. Success! The Trust Me T-Shirt is under the Funny T-Shirts section of our store. In a very popular design, this Funny T-Shirt features red writing, then white writing with a merry drunk On its front that says Trust me; I'm an alcoholic This soft but durable t-shirt it makes a great gift for someone who likes drunk joke. Our shirts are made from premium quality blank tees that are 100% Cotton. Our Trust Me T-Shirt is incredibly comfortable and it is made to last. Our Funny T-Shirts come in the sizes and colors you can pick from. If you have any questions or suggestions regarding our Trust Me T-Shirt or any of our other Humorous T-Shirts we are an e-mail away from servicing your needs but don't forget to include the product name.